*whispers* bumper desks
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL
"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential."
I laughed so hard I started crying
walking into class on the day of the test like
The rhubarb recipes we’ve been waiting for ALL YEAR LONG.
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor
I love the fact that the sides of glasses are called arms because it’s like they’re hugging your face like aw thank you glasses