when someone says “@ me next time” and the post was actually about them
there are still school shooter fangirls on this website
do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.
plip plap plip plap
Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope
I relate to this on a molecular level.