where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
I want this engraved on my tombstone and tattooed on my body.
How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week
I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP
*Presses the button like no tomorrow*
THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES
if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
A great Scarleteen article on intimacy by Heather Corinna with a few cute example illustrations! More illustrations in the article :)
if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.