inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

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officialwhitegirls:

walking into class on the day of the test like 

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huffposttaste:

The rhubarb recipes we’ve been waiting for ALL YEAR LONG.

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budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

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espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

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i-dont-want-to-taco-bout-it:

I love the fact that the sides of glasses are called arms because it’s like they’re hugging your face like aw thank you glasses

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